an attorney walks into a starbucks
orders a lawtte
I’m calling the police
I’ll order them a coppuccino while I wait
"what would you like with your coppuccino, sir?"
Okay, but the thing is, all these love triangles we see aren’t actually love triangles. A triangle would be if character A likes character B likes character C likes character A.
None of this B can’t choose between A or C crap.
These are just love angles.
this has bothered me for years
so in sum:
- beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
- laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
- on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
- on taylor swift’s birthday
- when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album
- thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
- on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit
y’all literally could never
I almost cried when I saw this part. This is what you do. You don’t continue on your way because it doesn’t involve you.
Look at the way she shields the stranger WITH HER OWN BODY.
This is what needs to happen when you see someone being bullied or harassed.
I’m not gonna lie, this video made me tear up. Only a few of the people stopped to help, and that’s a huge testament to our society now a days, especially in schools. Bullying is seen as a normal thing, and even as something you need to do to be accepted. When I was in high school there was this one guy who would push me into lockers, throw my stuff on the ground, and kick my legs out from under me in the hallways, and nobody did anything to help, even the teachers. He was a 6’4” jock. I was 5’9” and in the orchestra and the theatre program. The entire school (even my brother, who was on the football and baseball teams) called my group of friends the Orch Dorks. Nobody protected me because everybody knew I didn’t deserve the protection because I wasn’t cool.
just one more fanfiction before bed
this was literally my favorite part of the entire show
you know what’s fucking worse than NO pockets?
fucking FAKE POCKETS
THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT
one time i bought a coat and i thought it had pockets but they were fake and then one day a hole ripped in the seam and i discovered there were fully made perfectly good pockets that had been sewn closed for no reason
I want a show where either
- Gordon Ramsey has to sing for Simon Cowell and then Simon has to cook for Ramsey and they both just criticize each other.
- A contestant has to cook for Ramsey and then sing for Simon. You win if you can survive the psychological damage
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actuallyYeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on firevery very slowly.